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WELCOME TO EMF 33......

WELCOME TO EMF 33......

WELCOME TO EMF 33......

WELCOME TO EMF 33......

WELCOME TO EMF 33......

WELCOME TO EMF 33......

2025 HHS Edition

ERLENMEYER FLASK 33

"Their record must be pretty incredible", area man suggests as Mutatos win again. "They don't play much. But when they do, dot dot dot" he explained.

HHS

THE SERB ON EMF 33

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EMF 33 Date and Time

EMF 33 Date and Time

Coyote Creek

Bartonville IL

EMF 33 Date and Time

EMF 33 Date and Time

EMF 33 Date and Time

October 10, 2025

Flask Contents

EMF 33 Date and Time

Flask Contents

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What is The EMF?

What is The EMF?

What is The EMF?

CONCEPT DOCUMENT

QUALIFIERS FOR EMF 33 - updated 10/1/25

In order, here will be the qualifiers to take on the Syndicate in the upcoming EMF. The first four who play will comprise the Bureau, the second four the Great Mutatos and so on. Remember, playing in the associated Major is just one prerequisite to playing in the EMF...


  1. brent deener - declined HHS
  2. JEFF DOEDEN
  3. mike seghetti - declined HHS
  4. TUCKER KENNEDY
  5. rich amberg - declined HHS
  6. ISAAC CAIN
  7. MATT GEARY
  8. ERIC NIEUKIRK
  9. drew cassidy - declined HHS
  10. adam simmons
  11. andy miller - declined HHS
  12. yon chong - declined HHS
  13. PAT MCMENAMIN
  14. ANDY TRENT
  15. steve berkebile - declined HHS
  16. tommy wagner - declined HHS
  17. tony halsey
  18. matt schreurs
  19. judd lees - declined HHS
  20. SEAN GETTINGS
  21. stan collins - Injured Reserve
  22. david flynn - declined HHS
  23. tim tilly - declined HHS
  24. jim carlson - declined HHS
  25. jerry sweet - declined HHS
  26. dave seghetti - declined HHS
  27. kurt norris - declined HHS
  28. steve pangburn - declined HHS
  29. dan harms - declined HHS




CAPS: PLAYING HHS


BOLD: AVAILABLE FOR EMF - NO ASSIGNED TEAM


BOLD ITALICS: CONFIRMED FOR EMF, TEAM ASSIGNED


all subject to change and errors of course




TEAMS

syndicate - bt3 tst w luf


bureau - doed tbk icn mgy


great mutatos - ern smba 3m atr


big blue - hlz srz get - so sorry!


arctic worms  - so sorry


roswell greys  - so sorry


flukemen - so sorry


lone gunmen - so sorry


darkness mites  - so sorry


chuckle teeth - so sorry


peacock brothers - and... so sorry



* squabbit scorekeeper

Downloads

EMF Ledger 8 20 25 (xlsx)Download
32nd Erlenmeyer Flask Preview - Take 3 (pdf)Download
31st Erlenmeyer Flask Preview (pdf)Download
29th Erlenmeyer Flask Preview (pdf)Download
28th Erlenmeyer Flask Preview (pdf)Download
27th Erlenmeyer Flask Preview (pdf)Download
26th Erlenmeyer Flask Preview (pdf)Download
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