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WELCOME TO EMF 33......

WELCOME TO EMF 33......

WELCOME TO EMF 33......

WELCOME TO EMF 33......

WELCOME TO EMF 33......

WELCOME TO EMF 33......

2026 UFC Edition

ERLENMEYER FLASK 33

"Their record must be pretty incredible", area man suggests as Mutatos win again. "They don't play much. But when they do, dot dot dot" he explained.

HHS

THE SERB ON EMF 33

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EMF 33 Date and Time

EMF 33 Date and Time

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EMF 33 Date and Time

EMF 33 Date and Time

EMF 33 Date and Time

SPRING 2026

Flask Contents

EMF 33 Date and Time

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$780

Entry Fee

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$40 per player

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Record to Beat

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What is The EMF?

What is The EMF?

What is The EMF?

CONCEPT DOCUMENT

QUALIFIERS FOR EMF 33

In order, here will be the qualifiers to take on the Syndicate in the upcoming EMF. The first four who play will comprise the Bureau, the second four the Great Mutatos and so on. Remember, playing in the associated Major is just one prerequisite to playing in the EMF...


  1. TO BE DETERMINED




CAPS: PLAYING UFC


BOLD: AVAILABLE FOR EMF - NO ASSIGNED TEAM


BOLD ITALICS: CONFIRMED FOR EMF, TEAM ASSIGNED


all subject to change and errors of course




TEAMS

syndicate - bt3 tst w luf?


bureau - maybe?


great mutatos - maybe?


big blue - maybe?


arctic worms  - maybe?


roswell greys  - so sorry?


flukemen - so sorry?


lone gunmen - so sorry?


darkness mites  - so sorry?


chuckle teeth - so sorry?


peacock brothers - and... so sorry?



* squabbit scorekeeper

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