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WELCOME TO EMF 33......

WELCOME TO EMF 33......

WELCOME TO EMF 33......

WELCOME TO EMF 33......

WELCOME TO EMF 33......

WELCOME TO EMF 33......

2026 UFC Edition

ERLENMEYER FLASK 33

"Their record must be pretty incredible", area man suggests as Mutatos win again. "They don't play much. But when they do, dot dot dot..." he explained.

HHS

THE SERB ON EMF 33

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EMF 33 Date and Time

EMF 33 Date and Time

TBD

EMF 33 Date and Time

EMF 33 Date and Time

EMF 33 Date and Time

April 19, 2026

Flask Contents

EMF 33 Date and Time

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$780

Entry Fee

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Record to Beat

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What is The EMF?

What is The EMF?

What is The EMF?

CONCEPT DOCUMENT

QUALIFIERS FOR EMF 33

In order, here will be the qualifiers to take on the Syndicate in the upcoming EMF. The first four who play will comprise the Bureau, the second four the Great Mutatos and so on. Remember, playing in the associated Major is just one prerequisite to playing in the EMF...


  1. JEFF DOEDEN
  2. TUCKER KENNEDY
  3. Mike Seghetti - declined UFC
  4. Brent Deener
  5. Isaac Cain - declined UFC
  6. Matt Geary
  7. Sean Gettings - declined UFC
  8. Eric Nieukirk - declined UFC
  9. Adam Simmons
  10. Pat McMenamin - declined UFC
  11. YON CHONG
  12. ANDY TRENT
  13. Rich Amberg - declined UFC
  14. STEVE BERKEBILE
  15. Gerard O'Donnell
  16. TOMMY WAGNER
  17. Tony Halsey
  18. Matt Schreurs
  19. Judd Lees - declined UFC
  20. Drew Cassidy - declined UFC
  21. Andy Miller - declined UFC
  22. David Flynn
  23. Cam Owdom
  24. Daren Epley - declined UFC
  25. Mason Brooke
  26. Tim Tilly - declined UFC
  27. Jim Carlson - declined UFC
  28. Jerry Sweet
  29. Dave Seghetti - declined UFC
  30. Kurt Norris - declined UFC
  31. STEVE PANGBURN
  32. DAN HARMS




CAPS: PLAYING UFC


BOLD: AVAILABLE FOR EMF - NO ASSIGNED TEAM


BOLD ITALICS: CONFIRMED FOR EMF, TEAM ASSIGNED


all subject to change and errors of course




TEAMS

syndicate - LUF TST BT3 W


bureau - doed tbk bdd mgy


great mutatos - smba ycc atr bkb


big blue - jby tw5 hlz srz


arctic worms  - df cow mkb jry

 

roswell greys  - ptg hrm - so sorry!


flukemen - so sorry


lone gunmen - so sorry


darkness mites  - so sorry


chuckle teeth - so sorry


peacock brothers - and... so sorry



* squabbit scorekeeper

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